So I have collected 31 pieces of wisdom that have come to me over the past 31 years and 364 days which I will now share with you.
- It’s not bad people you should worry about but instead those that pretend to be good/nice/kind.
- A perm is very rarely a good idea.
- Life is better with a dog.
- Sometimes a hug is all you need.
- Your mum is capable of cheating at Scrabble. Be alert!
- Uisge beatha (pronounced oosh-gah bah-ha) is not a good name for a puppy.
- Watch where you’re walking when you’re wearing new shoes. Or just at any time really.
- Fuzzy socks will attract bees. Decide if you’re willing to risk it.
- Don’t laugh at people who think weather vanes and full moons are scary.
- You will eventually like coffee. And onions. Be patient.
- Never apologise for being you and liking what you like.
- Don’t let your thoughts and feelings be the only ones you don’t take into account.
- It’s okay to be scared of children.
- Don’t settle for someone you know isn’t right for you just so you’re not alone.
- Always take a jacket and a tissue with you.
- Wear the kind of underwear that your mum wouldn’t be embarrassed about if you got hit by a bus.
- Do what makes you happy.
- Eat chocolate.
- Don’t put yourself down. You’re awesome.
- Always keep your teddy bear near you for a hug.
- Take a nap when you need it - whatever age you are.
- Remember that everyone is going through something - a smile or a kind word from you might make life worth living for another day.
- On the other hand - some people are just mean. Walk away.
- No matter what size you are - you’re still the same person on the inside.
- I promise that things are going to get better. Don’t give up.
- Don’t pretend to be stupid just to fit in.
- If you feel like a fish out of water - find another pond. Your fish are waiting.
- Don’t feel obliged to do anything that you don’t want to do.
- It’s not time wasted to watch clips of cats, proposals or soldier homecomings on YouTube for hours. If you’ve had fun then it was worth it.
- Don’t leave changing your bed sheets to bedtime. There’s nothing worse than realising you can’t slip straight into bed.
- Laugh as much as you possibly can. Don’t worry if other people think you’re daft. “His bow tie made it look like he was being attacked by a bat.”