Today I have taken 'the before' photo.
That being the photo that I will hopefully display alongside my 'ta-da' photo after I have completed my planned fitness regime.
A planned fitness regime? Sounds serious.
Well, it is and it isn't.
A couple of years ago I lost a couple of stone to get down to my "ideal" weight. I have since crept back up to what I call my 'resting weight'. This is the weight that seems to be my norm when I'm not doing any extra activities and while eating what I want. It's not a bad weight to be and I'm fairly happy with my body. I say fairly and that word is definitely key.
The dreaded BMI scale says that I'm a couple of pounds from being overweight. Even when I was ridiculously ill and got down to single figures with my weight, it still said that I had a few pounds to go until I was 'ideal'. Pffft.
I know a lot of people say that the fashion industry and media put a lot of pressure on people to have an (unrealistically) "perfect" body. While I don't disagree - I'm going to suggest that the 'health' industry are as equally responsible for making people feel badly if they don't conform to the rules.
BMI doesn't take into account body shape, skeletal structure and I feel it could lead people to feel like they need to lose weight even if they are perfectly healthy.
Don't eat 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day? Shame on you - bad human!
Aren't you doing 30 minutes of exercise every day? You're going to get this disease, that disease - blah, blah, blah.
I'm not saying that eating fruit and veg or doing exercise are wrong (I
am saying that the BMI scale is wrong, in case you're wondering!) but if you have to shame people into doing things then surely there's something wrong.
Which leads me to my current dilemma - I have fitness fear!
Before I got
Tilly, I thought to myself that if I could just tone up my tummy and lose the flabby chin then I'd be happy enough with my body. Having been outside to play with the energizer puppy, I have realised that I am SO out of shape.
I can hardly run around for more than 10 seconds without having to stop and catch my breath. I suddenly realised what people have been saying (on Pinterest, where else?) that fit is the new skinny.
It doesn't matter a jot if you're a skinny minny or a chunky monkey - if you can't run around with your puppy (or child, hamster, whatever...) for more than 10 seconds then you're not fit!
Okay, fine - I've just looked on
Pinterest and it's actually 'strong is the new skinny'. Too bad - I've changed it for fit. I don't need to be strong! :)
So I'm ready to start getting fit when I realise - where on earth do I begin?
I googled, Pinterested and searched through my magazine cuttings about healthy things that I've collected over the years (obviously in preparation for this very moment, years later!). It got too much!
Should I stretch for the splits? Do I want that beach bum? The toned arms? Pert booty? Get rid of that muffin top? (Muffins - mmmmm!) Should I do cardio? Stretching? Running? Swimming?
Oh good lord - I don't know!!!
So I decided to do something that every health blogger suggested was vital - I had a rest day. Actually, I've had a few. I rock at rest days.
Then I realised that I'm as bad as the BMI people (I've decided there must be an evil BMI organisation somewhere filled with evil BMI people), the health people and the media - putting FAR too much pressure on myself to be 'perfect' and have all the perfect bits. And bobs if you're a boy.
So the plan - there's no plan.
- I'm going to take Tilly for walks.
- I'm going to run about with her in the garden.
- I'm going to run up and down the steps in my garden while waiting for Tilly to do her business.
- I've already compiled a list of my favourite tunes and I'm going to dance like a lunatic to them when I get the chance.
- I'm going to ride my exercise bike when the notion takes me.
- I'm going to get awesome at the hula hoop (the plastic variety - not the crisps!)
I'm pretty much just going to mince about, trying to add exercise to my life and not put too much pressure on myself.
Hopefully, by the time Tilly has calmed down, I'll be able to keep up with her as if she hadn't.
Maybe by summer I'll share the 'before' and 'ta-da' photos. We'll see. No pressure.